The Intercourse Shoe

Great idea, but I heard it doesn’t protect you from the HIV, HPV, the clap, crabs, anal warts, or other forms of venereal diseases.

The revolutionary midsole component reportedly works to adapt to the user’s pelvic motions and cushions the overall shock of repetitive grinding.

C'mon, who doesn't bone wearing Air Max 90s?

Via: The Onion